Cachectic

Ever notice how time slows down when your sick? I am moving at the speed of mud right now. I got the heave ho the other night, and lost my inerds. If memory serves, the chilli I had eaten and everything else came up like a trash filled tidal wave of fear. The kind of fear you get when things become uncertain. The survival kind. After a couple of hours of purging I fell asleep from exhaustion. It wasn't over though. Waking completely dehydrated, feeing like i got kidney punched, I down a glass of water. Wow, bad idea. I never knew I was allergic to water. If you have ever been caught in an undertow you know what that experience was like. After another bought with the puking, completely dehydrated at this point, all ability to move lost and quite a ways from bed, it took me 10 minutes to crawl to my covers. 12 hours later I was finally able to hold down a little Sprite.

I bet your asking yourself why am I reading this? Because you love a train wreck. Don't ya?