Note to self

Never,ever take up a position of responability. That way no one will ever have to count on you. Then, you can sit back and point out the mistakes those in charge have made. You look like a hero! Ah, the 'pool side hero'.....many say he is a mythical character, but I say he is real. I have seen him many times, but only once with both his cape and mask on. Look out folks he may just sabotage you too.