By the bye

My sources have corrected me on my last entry. Chris didn't have a mullet, but an all-arounder. In my book he just lost a serious amount of ski punk points. And, in the previous post I suggested that he was a Missouri ski bum, but this was not complete. He actually went out to Telluride where he was bandged up like the little drummer boy (as seen in the earlier post). Something about a snowboard to the back of the head. He is now affectionately known as 'Stitch'. I am still not sure this isn't Telluride, Arkansas though. Thanks to my helper for the corrections.